The Missing Plumber

Currently it is 50 degrees outside, and inside it is 65. We have no heat on the first floor of the house. Chaim thinks that Rakeesh the plumber is a sadist. He was suppose to return to finish the job three weeks ago, before my mother came to visit. She has come and gone and still we have pipes dangling out of the walls dripping water into takeout containers, not connected to anything. Rakeesh teases our GC and tells him he will be over at 3pm, and never shows up; never calls and never shows up. He has pulled this stunt at least 3 times. At first we were sympathetic, "oh he must be very busy, " now I think," he better have a good excuse, like gotten into an accident for him to blow us off!"

I think he damaged his testicles, and that's why he has not returned.